too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via yomavin)



i just want a boy who touches me distractedly

like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips

oh fuck i didnt know girls liked when i did this

(via feelslike-f0rever)



What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?

this post just fucked me up

(via feelslike-f0rever)

“Don’t waste your time with explanations: people only hear what they want to hear.”
— Paulo Coelho (via observando)


*drug user*

it’s a methaphor

(via yomavin)


PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

(via crimson-zebra-goddess)


do you ever just get

viciously jealous

about people



that’s my friend


(via cramp)



i dont understand why people like sleeping so much

its a free trial of death

(via crimson-zebra-goddess)

Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

(via crimson-zebra-goddess)


today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

(via dirkstrider-ismywife)


I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

(via cramp)


i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

(via when-u-cant-sleep-at-night)